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Most apostrophe issues can be dealt with at home or at work, provided you follow some simple rules. I hope the following will help.
My own experience with apostrophes began at the age of eight, when my class teacher wrote the following on the blackboard to explain how they work:
- The book of John
- John’s book
If John had owned a book (or been closely associated with a book) in the days before apostrophes, describing that relationship would have been quite a long-winded affair. You would have had to call it ‘the book of John’.
If you are talking about something that belongs to, or ‘pertains to’, more than one person or thing, the apostrophe is placed differently. A boys’ book is one belonging to, or perhaps one that is written for, boys (plural).
Often we use an apostrophe without specifically stating what is ‘owned’. If I said I was going to John’s, you would immediately understand that I was going to John’s house. In the old days, if I said I was going to Woolworth’s you would have understood that I was going to a shop owned by the Woolworth family.
Sadly, shops and other businesses are increasingly dropping the apostrophe and making their names both nonsensical and grammatically incorrect.
The presence and position of an apostrophe actually makes a big difference to the meaning of what is written. Some examples follow.
- John went to the dentist’s (meaning that John went to the premises of a particular dentist).
- John went to the dentists’ (meaning that John went to a surgery used by several dentists).
- John went to the dentists (meaning that John had an encounter with some dentists, but not specifying whether that encounter took place at the dentists’ practice).
As well as using apostrophes where they are needed, it’s important to avoid using them where they don’t belong. To help illustrate the point, my secondary school teachers were able to point to a bakery across the road which erroneously advertised pie’s and pastie’s.
Apostrophes can also be used in place of missing letters (e.g. cannot can be shortened to can’t), but those don’t seem to cause as much trouble as possessive apostrophes.
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